My daughter isn't old enough to understand where to puke, but from what I hear from my friends, it takes quite a while to ingrain that in your dear children's heads. I heard a great idea recently! Once your kids are old enough to enjoy money, you can bribe them to puke in the pot!
According to experts (other moms), this works wonders. $1 per puke correctly deposited in the toilet! Brilliant. I chronicle this here to allow other moms to bask in the brilliance of this idea. May all the pukes at your house be properly placed!
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